Here are some terrorist groups and organizations that might have a motive to attack cities overseas using hijacked American ICBMs:
Name of Organization | Cities that Might Be Attacked | Motive |
Al Qaeda | New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, London, Paris, Madrid | To traumatize the civilian population in the U.S. and abroad by means of a nuclear jihad. |
M*ssad (Israeli intelligence) | Mecca, Medina, Najaf, Karbalah, Tehran | To eliminate Muslim holy cities while blaming the United States; I think that Muslims would still blame the M*ssad, though. |
National S*cialist Movement (N*zis) | Mecca, Medina, Najaf, Karbalah, Tehran | To eliminate Muslim holy cities, although in the process they would be helping Israel. Is there such a thing as a Zionist N*zi? |
FARC (Drug Dealing Columbian Rebels) | Washington, DC; San Jose, Columbia; Lima, Peru | To eliminate the opposition of various governments that oppose drug dealing in South America. |
Irish Republican Army (IRA) | London, Manchester | There is a peace agreement in place in Northern Ireland, which seems to be working, but you never know. |
Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA) | New York, Chicago, Los Angeles | Admittedly, nobody has heard from the SLA for a while, but look at what they did to poor Patty Hearst! |
Tamil Tigers | New Delhi, Mumbai | To force India to recognize Sri Lanka as an independent nation. |
I am sure that I am worrying about nothing, though. The brave folks at the 90th Missile Wing would never allow terrorists to hijack their ICBMs and use them to murder millions of innocent people.
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